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Linux Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of linux jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?
(Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
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#2
a linux joke (may offend some) I like my women
like my kernels about 6 years old and stable
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#3
Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users?
Open sores.
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#4
Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying...
Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals.
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#5
A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.
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#6
What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
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#7
What Operating System does a Redditor use?
Fedora Linux!
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#8
How did the Linux admin commit assault?
He sudo bashed someone.
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#9
I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux
distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*
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#10
"Hacker" simply means "a person who is skilled with computers."
To describe a computer criminal, use "Linux user."
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#11
What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common?
Both of them hate classes.
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#12
old linux joke I like my women like my
kernels about 6 years old and stable
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#13
You go in for an interview for a Linux programming job...
...and you are asked for an example of your linux programming abilities, so you type into the terminal "sudo apt-get JOB"
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#14
Why do vampire's use linux?
Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss
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#15
What OS does an atheist run on their computer?
Fedora. [For Linux n00bs](https://getfedora.org/)
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#16
Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?
Because they never get out of their shell
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#17
Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux
I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game.
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#18
Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux?
It's Terminal. (OC joke.)
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#19
A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.
"ephedrine?" "I can't serve you that" "sudoephedrine" "There you go".
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