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Passive Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of passive jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is a teenage girl's best friend?
Passive-Aggression
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#2
He called me passive aggressive.
I just smiled and left. Cut his brake lines on the way out for good measure, though.
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#3
The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to
order a "Worst Trophy Shop" trophy and then never pick it up.
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#4
The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
From [here](http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation). What are your best language jokes ?
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#5
Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club.
We all got here early, but you just take your time.
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#6
*passive aggressively cuts your
birthday cake asymmetrically*
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#7
Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive?
Thanks!
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#8
Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep
in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door
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#9
What did the passive-aggressive raven say?
"Nevermind, Nevermind"
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#10
For somebody fluent in over six million forms of communication, it's
weird that C-3PO went with "gay-tinged passive aggression."
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#11
What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)
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#12
I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts.
You know who you are.
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#13
I hate passive-aggressive people.
_You know what you did_
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#14
I wouldn't call it 'passive aggressive', but I do send the
glitter Christmas cards to the people who annoy me.
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#15
The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a
FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit.
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#16
Happy International Women's day.
Or a sad one. Or an angry one. Or a passive aggressive one. You never really know with women.
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#17
Happy Passive Aggressive day!
Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
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#18
Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive.
Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand.
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#19
How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't bother, I'll do it myself.
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#20
Avenge me!
But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive.
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Passive Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and passive jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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