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Progress Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of progress jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If pro is the opposite of con...
What's the opposite of progress?
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#2
Gary: Standing in line at the movies, little white girl has a brown colored doll.
Talk about progress in America brehs. Fred: But she owns that doll tho.
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#3
A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite
of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
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#4
dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side
of the lake rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours
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#5
What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand?
Progress
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#6
Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone,
you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week.
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#7
If con is the opposite of pro...
... then congress is the opposite of progress.
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#8
What the opposite of progress?
Congress
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#9
This morning I saw a lady scraping the ice off her wind shield with her credit card.
..She's not going to make any progress at that rate.
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#10
"I finally caught up with my son." "That's good.
Progress. How did it go?" "Badly. I cut off his hand THEN told him." - Vader & therapist
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#11
If the opposite of Pro is Con...
What's the opposite of Progress?
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#12
If con is the opposite of pro ...
then is Congress the opposite of progress?
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#13
Domestic violance in progress.
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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#14
My friend payed me to write a construction jobs for him.
It's still a work in progress, just trying to get it hammered out. You know what, I think I just nailed it.
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#15
What is the opposite of progress?
[](/colgatereally)Congress.
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#16
If "con" is the opposite of "pro"....
What is the opposite of progress?
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#17
What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?
Me
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#18
If pro is the opposite of con, then whats the opposite of progress?
Congress
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#19
If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress
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#20
What is the opposite of pro?
Con. What is the opposite of progress? Congress.
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