What Are Rays Jokes?
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#1
before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones.
some still do
#2
We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place We found Stark in
an iron case We found Hulk in some gamma rays We found Thor punching Lokis face
#3
PATIENT: Someone gave me pills at a party and my stomach hurts DR: We took x-rays.
You have spongy dinosaurs expanding inside you right now
#4
X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful
when they were just rays, but after the breakup...
#5
[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal.
You're a skeleton.
#6
What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?
Gramma Rays
#7
Bad luck Steve Irwin.
Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays.
#8
Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing
sun screen It protects against harmful rays
#9
Sunscreen isn't very effective...
It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays
#10
Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
#11
Sometimes I feel like a doctor stuck studying X-rays to gauge the health impacts of excessive sausage eating.
I tend to see the wurst in people.
#12
An unconscious man arrives at a hospital...
After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as "stable".
#13
Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
#14
What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?
He got hurt from harmful rays
#15
Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?
To protect himself from the harmful rays.
#16
*wear sunscreen* *go up to a guy named Ray and punch him in the nose*
*now laugh because sunscreen protects you from ultra violent Rays*
#17
The pope secretly came to my house.
He thought it was weird that I had so many Blu-rays still in the shrink wrap. I'll get around to them!
#18
Wanna hear a joke?
Rays legs.
#19
Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs?
Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can.
#20
[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine?
jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities
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