What Are Request Jokes?
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#1
A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: "Do you have any
last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer "will you please hold my hand?"
#2
IF It's a Hot Girl On Fb In India..
Damn It's A man IF a young Beautiful girl from India sent you a friend Request in Facebook please reject "HIM"
#3
So I called the suicide hotline earlier...
I was answered with, "Thank you for calling Mr. Archipelago0. We will be processing your request shortly."
#4
AMA Request: Someone who has successfully
committed suicide.
#5
When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook.
So, mission accomplished.
#6
[Request] Best One liners I just
want to hear some of the best...
#7
[Death Row] GUARD: last requests?
INMATE: a little heroin would be nice TINKER BELL: *chloroforms guard* INMATE: I meant the drug stupid
#8
This is your pilot speaking.
If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
#9
[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline?
If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me.
#10
A priests asks the convicted murderer......
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
#11
I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would
look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution
#12
I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated..
I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don't have me cremated, no matter what.
#13
Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and
breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot
#14
When I get a lot of Myspace requests
my fax machine goes crazy.
#15
Noah's ark.
A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad...
#16
I would request a last meal of soda and pop
rocks so I could die on my own terms.
#17
- Deletes FB account - Leaves Social Media - Moves to Himalayas
- Pigeon comes with a note - Opens note - Candycrush request
#18
[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I
am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school.
#19
(Joke Request) A joke about penicillin I'm looking for a joke about penicillin
to start off a presentation on a light note anything PG will be appreciated :)
#20
[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE.
the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny.
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