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Rooney Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rooney jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Last week I walked up to Wayne Rooney at the airport and said,"How about an autograph mate?" "Sure." He replied.
So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.
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#2
A ball boy has been sacked from the world cup after saying to Wayne Rooney, "You can fuck off if you think I'm going looking for that one.
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#3
What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
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#4
Luis Suarez has confessed he had planned on biting Wayne Rooney.
However,he also said he doesn't like the taste of shit.
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#5
News: Coleen Rooney has flown out to Brazil with her two sons to be with Wayne until England's World Cup campaign is over.
That's nice bit far to go for a weekend though if you ask me.
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#6
The England squad have been receiving death threats and this morning they awoke to find a horses head.
Fortuneatly, it was only Wayne Rooney asleep.
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#7
Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears
and asks "What are you guys doing here?" - "Just waiting for Ronaldo"
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#8
Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson "I don't know if I'm better on the left,
middle or right" Hodgson responded "Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne"
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#9
Father Rooney told us he figured out how to
make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half.
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#10
Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires "Burger
King or McDonalds" was his response when asked where.
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