What Are Shorter Jokes?
Shorter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shorter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely
different and possibly shorter story?
#2
The Karate Kid would be a shorter movie
if Daniel had just bought a gun.
#3
A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher?
Bla...bla..see you next period.
#4
In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the
men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives
#5
As a tall person...
Study finds that shorter men will live longer but taller men have a higher shelf life.
#6
Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic?
Credit: Stephen Wright
#7
Gays in the military "If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be
a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon" Adam Hills
#8
A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's
much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people.
#9
Who were the shortest people in the Bible?
Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver and gold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
#10
What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
#11
This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily
I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback
#12
When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking "which
of you is the woman?" It's the shorter guy.
#13
As schoolgirl skirts get shorter...
...anemia rates grow in Japan.
#14
The Force Awakens could have been much shorter.
All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor.
#15
A man with one leg shorter than the other visits the tower of Pisa.
He says "It looks fine to me."
#16
Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
#17
What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?
Friends
#18
Why are womens feet shorter than mens?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
#19
My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer....
He cuts it shorter instead.
#20
Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Why People Enjoy Shorter Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and shorter jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love shorter jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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