What Are Sum Jokes?
Sum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why is Sigma good at sharing?
Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!
#2
Two cannibals are eating a math teacher.
Another approaches, and asks.. "Hey, can I have sum?"
#3
i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no
one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts
#4
Why do mathematicians never have to pay for sex?
They find getting sum trivial.
#5
What do you call a Chinese underage hooker?
Sum Yung Ho
#6
I almost had a three sum last night.
I just needed two more people.
#7
The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this
weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like.
#8
If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive
the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.
#9
What snakes are good at sums ?
Adders !
#10
I can sum up my taste in music and my political and
religious beliefs in just a few bumper stickers.
#11
You know what they say when you gamble with
Chinese food, you dim sum, you lose some.
#12
Knock Knock...
Who's there? Dim Sum Dim Sum who? [Spoiler](/s "Dim Sum big titties")
#13
I can sum up 2016 in one word...
Nine.
#14
What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner?
Goo of Sum Yung Gai
#15
Allow me to sum up the 90's for you.
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
#16
What's the best way to sum up the 90's?
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
#17
They should make a movie of how WW4 almost
started The sum of all spears
#18
I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke.
So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum.
#19
Damn girl are you a Scientology Church?
Because after I come inside you I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed and end up paying large sums of money for the rest of my life just to leave.
#20
What do you call a 15 year old
Korean prostitute Sum-yung ho
Why People Enjoy Sum Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and sum jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love sum jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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