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What Are Surface Jokes?

Surface Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of surface jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Probably photos,
reflective surfaces, things of that nature.
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#2
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles...
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#3
Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air
catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim
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#4
I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently because I didn't open
the car door for her Instead I just swam up to the surface
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#5
What's the similarity between a match and a black person?
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
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#6
Why is it easier to shit on fat people?
More surface area
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#7
If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either
really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface.
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#8
hope no vids surface of the time i opened a bag of potato
chips and one flew out and hit me in the eye
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#9
I like my oreos like I like my people...
...held under the surface till the bubbles stop.
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#10
Five swedish men in a pool The swedes were swimming and suddenly a condom popped to the surface of the water.
Directly one of the mans asks: "who farted?"
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#11
"I'd hit that." Clearly what my head thinks about cupboard
doors and other hard surfaces when I least expect it.
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#12
I got in trouble with my date for not opening the car door for her...
Instead I just swam for the surface
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#13
Have I told you how much I don't like the cars that can go up vertical surfaces?
They drive me up the fucking wall.
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#14
Thanks for the glitter covered greeting card.
I'll never forget this gesture because EVERY SURFACE IN MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN GLITTER NOW
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#15
What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
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#16
dont be sad, girl.
u are like a iceberg.. 90% of ur beauty is below the surface. now 95%. now 100% OMG GIRL ARE YOU DROWNIMG
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#17
I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available
surface incessantly killed things as a child.
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#18
I lost 15 pounds by moving my bathroom scales from a hard surface to carpet!
Great success!
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#19
So there's a hot tub full gays...
A condom floats to the surface and one of them says: "Alright, who farted?"
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#20
You think you're not capable of violence, but then a bird sings
at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles.
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