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What Are Tonsil Jokes?

Tonsil Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tonsil jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If Appendix removal is an Appendectomy and Getting your tonsils out is an Tonsillectomy...
.... is a sex change an Addadicktome?
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#2
Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you !
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#3
What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?
Paranoid!
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#4
One sperm says to another...
"Hey, which way to the egg?" The other sperm replies, "I'm not sure, but we just passed the tonsils."
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#5
Surgical operations When you get your tonsils removed: tonsillectomy When you have
your appendix removed: appendicectomy When a woman has a sex change: addadictomy
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#6
What did one tonsil say to the other?
Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!
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#7
What did one tonsil say to the other?
Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.
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#8
A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor...
Doctor: "Your tonsils gotta come out." Patient: "I want a second opinion!" Doctor: "Okay, I don't like your haircut."
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#9
So one sperms says to the other sperm..
NSFW "How long til we get to the ovaries?" . The other sperm replies, "hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"
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#10
Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you!
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#11
NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired!
How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils.
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#12
How did Donald Trump get his tonsils removed?
Vladimir Putin wore a spiked condom.
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#13
Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.
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#14
Lemme get this straight: you take my tonsils, I get free ice cream [dr]
yup what other parts of me will you take in exchange for ice cream
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#15
Sperm 1: "Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian
tubes?" Sperm 2: "A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."
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Our collection features 15 Tonsil Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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How many Tonsil Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Tonsil Jokes?
Tonsil Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tonsil jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Tonsil Jokes safe for all ages?
Most tonsil jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Tonsil Jokes?
tonsil jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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