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Using Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of using jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was the stoner kicked out of the eating competition?
He was caught using performance enhancing drugs.
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#2
Why is George R.R.
Martin really bad at using Twitter? There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
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#3
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction
company for using poor material for building the wall
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#4
It's 2011.
If you're still using a payphone, you probably deserve to be negotiating some sort of ransom.
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#5
A recent report shows that Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this.
My toast was very hairy
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#6
These days, satisfying my sex drive is like using Uber.
It's a nervous ride with a stranger who expects to be paid after we reach the end.
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#7
Instead of using "for example" I'll use
things such as "such as", for example.
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#8
I'm a magician of sorts.
I steal candy bars using sleight of hand. You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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#9
Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie.
Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.
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#10
Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method where you pull
out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.
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#11
Anyone have any sex laying around
they're not using I could borrow?
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#12
How does a boat captain determine his profit?
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
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#13
My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from
carbs So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer
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#14
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise...
...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence.
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#15
Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns.
I've had a Canon printer for years!
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#16
I hate using a plunger...
they work the shit out of me.
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#17
Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head "southwest".
If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye
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#18
Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using
Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is.
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#19
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning
product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
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#20
Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?
...because he was using too much fowl language
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Using Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and using jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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