What Are Changes Jokes?
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#1
When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes
from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'
#2
I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to
"OMG" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised.
#3
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I wasn't prepared for all the changes I'd have to make...
...like my name, phone number, job, city where I live...
#4
A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but
a good woman will always be a good woman.
#5
My 12 wakes up, showers, changes into another pair of PJ's and starts playing PS4.
He has no idea how jealous I am.
#6
What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?
This calls for Jurastic changes
#7
I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing
in global warming to not believing in global warming.
#8
I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant??
Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure.
#9
It's going to be so good when I finally make a tweet that lampoons society
so much that everyone just changes their ways and smartens up.
#10
*sees person I know in a crowd* *waves enthusiastically* * realizes I
don't know person* * changes enthusiastic wave to awkward fist pump*
#11
How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. War never changes.
#12
The first time I got a universal remote control,
I thought to myself "This changes everything."
#13
How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
#14
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's,
she changes it more often.
#15
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself.
"Well this changes everything"
#16
[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world?
A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes.
#17
ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony.
like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic
#18
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant
but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
#19
At the end of the day, life should ask
us, Do you want to save the changes?'
#20
Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager?
Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to "Vintage Hams"] Hipster: I'll take 4
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