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Shift Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shift jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal.
"I've got more than enough to eat at home"
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#2
What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?
The night shift at Waffle House.
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#3
"Hola, Senor, do you want me to shift into
second gear?" Manuel transmission
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#4
Take it easy on the anti-semetic jokes.
Take it easy on the jew jokes please. My grandfather died in a concentration camp during WW2. Apparently he fell off a guard tower during shift change.
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#5
Why are men faster than women?
Ball bearings and stick shift.
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#6
What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs?
Third shift at the Waffle House.
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#7
What's the last thing a stripper does with her asshole before starting her shift?
Drops him off at band practice.
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#8
New job I recently got a new job assisting a one-armed typist with capital letters.
It was shift work
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#9
What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift?
His eggo death
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#10
*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not
pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?
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#11
The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series.
I mean, the fifth book was dead serious.
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#12
Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.
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#13
I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS AND A
STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE.
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#14
You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?
"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.
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#15
I've been fired from work for putting in too many hours Clock manufacturing isn't as
easy as you think ^(yes I thought of this after reading the shifts-keyboard joke)
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#16
Time to fap Ctrl+Shift+N
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#17
Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?
Because it has two shifts.
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#18
Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives
you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big.
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#19
Can you cover for me/
I missed my shift.
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#20
What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science?
A *parrot*-digm shift.
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