What Are Effect Jokes?
Effect Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of effect jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn
and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles
#2
Did you hear about the new protagonist in Mass effect 4?
It's Commander Lamb. (From a friend of mine... Told it to me while we were in a party chat)
#3
Modern Medical Humor Why are there never any good side effects?
Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness"
#4
There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking...
the result was staggering.
#5
What do you call a deer that can't see?
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
#6
I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to
kill another one It's the domino effect
#7
Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some
wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok
#8
When Bill Gates's life flashes before his eyes, I hope it appears as PowerPoint
presentation that employs every cheesy transition & effect.
#9
What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much?
Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect
#10
Bad News: I'm back on Ambien.
Good News: Side effects include the chance of hallucinations. Best News: Just ate lunch with Jesus.
#11
A female weight lifter went to the doctor "Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis" "Anabolic"?
Asked the doctor. "Nope just a Penis" she replied.
#12
My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed foreskin...
Only side effect is she's a little cock-eyed now.
#13
Talk to your doctor about Chillaxin (Side-effects include incontinence,
hallucinations, drooling, naps, shy dooky & death)
#14
Why do we never see "Side effects may include spontaneous happiness,
explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea"?
#15
Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
#16
My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod.
I said, "It's for sound effects during sex." He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?" I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."
#17
Sometimes I like to run through the street
making Super Mario sound effects.
#18
I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal
drinking I'm just taking a shot in the dark.
#19
One I made up.....
What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
#20
Don't judge.
Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know.
Why People Enjoy Effect Jokes
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