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Items Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of items jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items,
the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
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#2
The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade.
Turns out that's all you really need.
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#3
If any ladies out there need jars opened or items from a high shelf, HomeDepot sells rubber grips & ladders.
-match.com bio
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#4
My kids have strategically placed items in an overflowing garbage can like they're building a Jenga puzzle.
Have kids. It's fun.
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#5
I was walking past the supermarket when I saw a sign saying, "All items: a
third off." I bought a dozen eggs but unfortunately 4 of them were bad.
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#6
I'm currently boycotting any company
that sells items I can't afford.
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#7
PSA: If you have kids, do not label the box of your ...ahem..
special items "Toys". It's very awkward to explain.
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#8
My wife sent me to the shop to buy a butternut squash then got annoyed when I came back with three items.
(credit: Sean Lock)
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#9
I know I have 19 items in the 15 items or less isle, but I'm pretty sure
the tampons, painkillers, cheesecake and tequila count as one item.
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#10
So a black man walks into a store and bought 5 items.
April fools, he stole them.
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#11
I went to a store that carried only three
items It was an inconvenience store
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#12
On the first day...
...God created the heavens and the earth. And on the second day, God created the food items in the back of my pantry.
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#13
Having a "20 items or less" express lane at Wal-Mart is
pointless when your customers don't know how to count.
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#14
There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing.
That's sofa king nice.
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#15
If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring?
Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.
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#16
Rock, paper, scissors?
-The proctologist removing items from me
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#17
Cashier: Bag or plastic sir Me: Neither (scoops
up forty items under my shirt and walks out)
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#18
We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists.
Move on to the car heater vent.
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#19
My Wife's MENU had only two items:
1: Eat it or 2: Leave it.
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#20
[NSFW] Useless things Q: What are the most useless items ever invented?
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
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