What Are Minimum Jokes?
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#1
A cashier working a dead end minimum wage job found a way out,
by having sex with the register He came into some money
#2
Yeah, I can't believe the shitty teenager making minimum wage at
the coffee shop spelled your name wrong on your cup either.
#3
How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The bear minimum
#4
Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp.
-Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!
#5
Minimum Wage, Maximum Rage: The
life of a Twitter opinion haver
#6
From now on, when you see the word "minimum", good
luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother.
#7
Eight glasses of water a day?
Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926.
#8
What's the bare minimum?
One bear.
#9
What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?
A minimum.
#10
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint
#11
I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something
resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one.
#12
What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?
Price is right!
#13
Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage,
or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?
#14
What's a Grecian Urn?
About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
#15
GOOD NEWS...
If you make minimum wage you don't have to pay income tax or eat.
#16
I remember when a minimum wage job was
a stepping stone, not a career.
#17
TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32.
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
#18
ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required.
Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama.
#19
Exactly how many good deeds do you have to commit to get into Heaven?
I'm talking bare minimum here.
#20
Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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