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What Are Plug Jokes?

Plug Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plug jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Republicans are like presidential butt plugs.
Their sole purpose is to block Obama's shit.
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#2
If I'm ever in a coma unplug me.
Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem.
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#3
A shirt so loud, you have to wear
ear plugs when you put it on.
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#4
I wouldn't say my butt plug the best sex toy...
but it's definitely up there.
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#5
Wife asked me to fix a plug for her this morning...
I refused.
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#6
If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me...
And then plug me back in. See if that works.
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#7
That depressing moment when you plug your phone in your charger
and hours later you realise your charger wasn't plugged in.
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#8
"Dad, you were at 63%, so I unplugged your phone to
plug mine in" *Drives ex-son to homeless shelter
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#9
TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12" instead of your 8", you get fireworks.
Whoops. Wrong sub.
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#10
[helping kid w/math] What is 0.1 as a fraction?
"One tenth?" Good, now what does 10% mean? "Battery low, plug in your phone?" Perfect
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#11
Need hospital etiquette advice.
How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?
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#12
What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake
up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
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#13
Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my
granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop
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#14
My friend lives on a court with a sign, "No
outlet." I wonder where he plugs in his TV?
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#15
If I am ever on life support, unplug me ...
... then plug me back in. See if that works.
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#16
Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug?
Me neither.
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#17
I'll likely spend most of my child bearing years
looking for a place to plug in my phone
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#18
*on my deathbed* *groggy, dazed, & delirious* Me: I wonder if my TC ever really loved me?
Wife: Honey, what's a TC? Me: *pulls plug*
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#19
My Birthday For my birthday I asked for a bicycle, an action man, and a vibrating butt plug...
I never got that bike.
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#20
I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage....
So now I know why zombies walk like they do.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and plug jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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