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#1
I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses
of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself.
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#2
I know a place where you can meet tons of women.
Weight watchers.
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#3
You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub?
I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say "Hi!".
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#4
On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched
tons of tv & didn't travel.
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#5
I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women.
There were tons of girls there, just not very many.
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#6
Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job.
But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh.
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#7
I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti.
In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work.
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#8
How do we not know what women want yet?
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
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#9
What's scary, yellow, almost no eyes, has TONS of hair, and is constantly threatening to kill me if I don't suck it's dick?
My Korean girlfriend.
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#10
Theres plenty of fish in the sea.
Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere.
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#11
There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion.
But not many of them.
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#12
[hunting] DAD: dont scare him ME: did u know we dump 16 tons of sewage
into our waters every minute DEER: holy shit DAD: what did i just say
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#13
People who take tons of photos of
themselves Have no selfie control
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#14
Usain bolt is very good at running...
He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid.
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#15
Three states walk into a bar The first goes straight to the back and starts washing tons of dishes.
The second orders a small Coke. The third one has no idea what to get. What states are they?
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#16
Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt.
Rushmore? There going to add Obama.
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#17
I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas?
Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc.
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#18
I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family.
Bacon Bad
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#19
I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally.
Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
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#20
Did you know that space has tons of alcohol floating around in it?
It's Stellar Artois
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