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Up Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of up jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Mattel released a Muslim Barbie...
It's a blow-up doll.
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#2
Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in
hell The paramedics revived them
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#3
I bought a Christmas tree today.
The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room."
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#4
Why do we hate making up gay jokes?
Because it's always a pain in the ass
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#5
Boss confused me with another employee and fired me.
Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired
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#6
Michael J.
Fox was in a car crash... ...a bystander ran up to check if he was ok. "Yeah..." Michael said "I'm just a little shaken up"
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#7
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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#8
A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction
of duty and takes up drinking.
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#9
I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes.
I usually end up stabbing the chair.
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#10
A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing...
The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity.
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#11
My girlfriend broke up with me.
When she did, I gave her a note that said "Great Job!" I wanted things to end on a positive note.
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#12
You're born, you grow up, you start listening to a Pink Floyd song,
you get married, have kids, you die, the song hasn't finished.
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#13
Usually chocolate makes me hyper but my dog ate a pack of Snickers and he's been asleep for hours.
Haha wake up so we can play, little guy.
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#14
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
A: "Good morning Bill."
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#15
Jokes from a college student.
How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
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#16
Who is the richest person in the Bible?
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
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#17
*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction
manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell
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#18
After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up.
Now, my house looks like Ke$ha.
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#19
Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
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#20
Damn, girl!
Are you Iocane Powder? Because I've spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to Iocane Powder. So, yeah...
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