What Are Founding Jokes?
Founding Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of founding jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!
YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER! - strict constitutional constructionist teen to the President
#2
What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father?
A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!
#3
What were the founding father's favorite cereals?
Chex and Balance
#4
What would our founding fathers say if they saw the white house today?
What the hell are Jefferson's kids doing in the white house?
#5
Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date?
They were revolting
#6
Why did the Founding Fathers hire accountants from Prague?
They needed a system of Czechs and balances.
#7
I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last
thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads.
#8
How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country?
They drew letters from a hat. "A 'C' eh! An 'N' eh! A 'D' eh!" they cried
#9
[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth?
-They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch's here -Done[gavel]
#10
If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing?
clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably.
#11
I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin
Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET.
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