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Knocks Jokes

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Knocks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of knocks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I went the school of hard knocks...
My knuckles are still sore.
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#2
I thought it was you A drunk guy is walking down the street.
He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"
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#3
I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever
anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there
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#4
Yes, I DO think "did you bring my pizza?" is an acceptable answer
when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
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#5
My FedEx guy knocks on the door like his
son is dying and I'm the town doctor.
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#6
I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's
the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse.
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#7
Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from?
The School of Hard Knocks.
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#8
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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#9
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ...and
then begs you to let me in.
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#10
*knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again...
you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!
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#11
Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?
Because he is the one who knocks.
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#12
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angel?
Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off.
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#13
Who cares about throwing stones?
How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
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#14
*sees neighbors bringing in KFC *knocks on door Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed Neighbor: Aw.
No, but if there's- Some KFC?
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#15
50 cent heelys into a library.
he slips and knocks over all the bookshelves. all the library users leave in disgust. they swear at him
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#16
[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN
I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY
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#17
*judge bangs gavel* Ok let's reconvene after a quick 20 min recess *immediately
knocks over defense attorney to get to the slide first*
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#18
Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf
and they just float in place, mocking him*
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#19
Next time someone knocks on your bathroom
stall say "Sorry, I'm with a client."
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#20
So my neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM...
Who knocks on doors at three in the morning? It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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