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What Are Utter Jokes?

Utter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of utter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
2 Chefs decide to make a Mexican themed dinner for their Anniversary...
Chef 1 turns to Chef 2 and utters, "you and I will make passionate shit together"
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#2
Gunman: Put ur hands in the air.
Now wave them like you just don't care. YOU STILL CARE [shoves gun in guys mouth] SHOW SOME UTTER DISREGARD
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#3
Art of falling apart I know an art dealer who thought Picasso's work was utter rubbish and wouldn't stock it in his gallery.
He's laughing on the other side of his face now!
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#4
Whenever I utter the word 'sober'
I wash my mouth out with alcohol.
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#5
a fun pastime in America is driving teenage starlets into
utter madness and then enjoying a hearty laugh afterwards
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#6
What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?
(OC) An utter disappointment
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#7
I'm on at least 5 different social networks right now
managing my empire of utter and complete bullshit.
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#8
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
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#9
The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit.
I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die.
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#10
What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?
Utter udder shudder.
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#11
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction! !!!!
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#12
You're on your deathbed.
You gather the strength to utter your last words "Boxers with pockets," you say. "You'll never have to wear pants."
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#13
What did the cow say under its breath?
Utter.
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#14
*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing
of Cats and creates utter mayhem*
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#15
I don't' carelessly utter profanities like a commoner.
I take my time and articulate them properly; after all I'm a fcuking gentleman.
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#16
What do you call a cow with no hind legs?
an utter drag
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#17
That Gorilla from Ohio....
and the small black boy. Utter mismatch. James vs. Curry
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#18
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction.
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#19
What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?
Utter destruction!
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#20
The secret of a long marriage is accepting the utter euphoria you would
feel from strangling your spouse to death isn't worth life in jail.
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Most Utter Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Utter Jokes?
Utter Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Utter Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and utter jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love utter jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Utter Jokes safe for all ages?
Most utter jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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utter jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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